The Greatest Showman



Where watched: In theaters

Who with: My girlfriend (not to brag)

In honor of The Greatest Showman being a musical, I will write my review in song form. Just imagine me dancing to badass choreography as you read it. This is sang to the tune of Stacy’s Mom by the great Fountains of Wayne.

[Intro]

What is wrong with you, Pt Barnum?
What is wrong with you, Pt Barnum?
What is wrong with you, Pt Barnum?
What is wrong with you, Pt Barnum?

[Verse 1]

PT do you think exploiting freaks is coool? (freaks is cool)
You dressed that midget up, and made him look like a fooooool. (look like a fool)
Did you like your self when you finally became riccch? (became rich)
Because it seemed to me, like you were kinda a diccccck. (kinda a dick)

[Pre-chorus 1]
Now I know its Hollywood, so it ends happy
Forget the exploitation, these songs are so catchy!

[chorus]
What is wrong with you, Pt Barnum?
You created a weird show, and it went on for so long.
Just like you PT, this movie took liberties,
I know they might be wrong, but people think I look like Zac Effron
What is wrong with you, Pt Barnum?
What is wrong with you, Pt Barnum?

[Verse 2]
PT we know you cheated on your daughters mommm (daughters mom)
People often say, I look just like zac effronnnn (zac effron)
The Hicks in your audience got very scaaared, (very scared)
When one stood up and yelled “that fat chick has a beaaaaard” (chick has a beard)

[Pre-chorus 2]
Now I know this show was your child fantasy,
But are you paying these freaks, or is it slavery?!

[chorus]
What is wrong with you, Pt Barnum?
You created a weird show, and it went on for so long.
Just like you PT, this movie took liberties,
I know they might be wrong, but people think I look like Zac Effron
What is wrong with you, Pt Barnum?
What is wrong with you, Pt Barnum?

Overall Score: 80/100

Bonus: Here is the fountains of wayne classic that you can play as you read the lyrics, so that it matches up.


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